All is going well today. Work is going by pretty quick. Nobody famous has died…which is weird. The medication that doctor prescribed me is working great on the crabs situation. And Sam Amick comes out of vacation to inform us all that the Kings aren’t really looking to bring in Hedo Turkoglu.
Really, the only thing [...]

Every so often here at A Royal Pain, we’ll be pitting current and ex members of the Sacramento Kings against each other in a crazy, over the top, waste of time poll.
Today’s contestant’s?
Ron “I ate ostrich testicles in Africa” Artest vs. Scot “You look like a lesbo Cheryl Miller” Pollard
Who would survive better in prison?
Make [...]

Today the good folks at NBAtipoff interviewed me about the Sacramento Kings off-season because I apparently am an all knowing god-like creature of epic awesomeness with a large penis.
Well, they didn’t tell me that but that’s what I was lead to believe.
Either, check out the transcript of the interview below and visit NBAtipoff and check [...]

Listen, I’ve got zero problem with Tyreke Evans…none. I think the kid was a stud at Memphis and to do what he did at 19 years of age in that conference was very special. He’s been a protege since he was a kid and I think the Kings got a hell of a player and [...]

Player
2009-10
2010-11
2011-12
2012-13
2013-2014

Kevin Martin
9,680,170
10,600,005
11,519,840
12,439,675

Kenny Thomas
8,775,000

Andres Nocioni
7,500,000
7,000,000
6,500,000
6,000,000

Bobby Jackson

Beno Udrih
6,031,800
6,478,600
6,925,400
7,372,200

Ike Diogu
3,946,875

Rashad McCants
3,644,595

Spencer Hawes
2,332,800
2,974,320
4,051,024

Francisco Garcia
5,800,000
5,500,000
5,800,000
6,100,000
6,400,000

Jason Thompson
2,035,920
2,178,000
3,001,284
4,129,767

Sergio Rodriguez
1,576,696
2,338,240

Donte Greene
870,000
930,700
1,679,914
2,503,071

Tyreke Evans
3,008,400
3,234,100
3,459,700
4,376,521
5,772,631

Omri Casspi
972,500
1,045,400
1,118,300
1,897,755
2,761,234

Jon Brockman

Mikki Moore (waived)
2,000,000

Total
50,583,286

Yellow – BYC Player
Orange – Not Fully Guaranteed
Blue – Player Option
Gray – Team Option
Green – Qualifying Offer

Special Notes:

Mikki Moore’s 2009-10 is partially guaranteed for $2,000,000. He was waived on February 19th, 2009. He was picked up by the Boston [...]