Oh Paul. You Dreamy Hunk Of Man Meat

While we were made aware of the Jim Eyen hiring earlier today, sources close to the Kings revealed to Ailene Voison that Mario Elie and Truck Robinson will also join Paul Westphal’s staff.

I’m not going to pretend that I know much about Robinson, other than he was a good player…but I do like the Elie hiring. Mostly because I feel the need to justify something positive about the Kings right now, so, step off my cloud.

It is mildly troublesome though that the best player on our roster is a 46 year old guard…

*pause*

Get it? Cause Elie is a 46 year old ex guard and…and…and…and stop looking at me like that. You know you started busting out the finger math. Carry the one…