Editor of A Royal Pain, former editor of Around The Foghorn, all of which where I'm paid in gum. Yes, I was the one who shot 50 Cent nine times, and yes, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, especially when you don't include a unicorn in the festivities. Am I right, or am I right? Work featured on New York Times, Sports Illustrated, Deadspin and more. Contact: aroyalpain(at)hotmail.com or at @NotoriousEZE.