I don’t even know what to say. Really, I don’t. You could hop me up on PCP and Sour Patch Kids and I’d still be at a loss for words.
This has to be a dream right? Clearly, it has to be. Quick, somebody pinch me.
Ah fuck it – just shoot me. It’ll be quicker. Just please make sure no King has their finger on the trigger. I don’t want them to miss. :\