Presason Game 1 Preview – Suns Visit Kings

Mmm, you smell that? No, no – not that. THAT. Fresh, warm, basketball. It’s here, tonight. Of course, if you had intentions of watching it, you might want to figure out another activity. Neither the Kings nor Suns have any intention of broadcasting tonights tilt, so, tonight might be a good night to pluck your uni-brown or something. Rob a bank, you know – the usual.

In a bit of an odd twist, Marcus Landry (yes, the brother of Carl) will be given the start tonight over Donte Greene and Omri Casspi. I’m not sure how well that’ll sit with either of the potential starting small forward’s, but it’s understandable that the Kings coaching staff wants to get a big more of an extended look a the other Landry.

Udrih, Evans, M. Landry, C. Landry, and Cousins will be the starting unit for this evenings funtastic party. A few expected regulars such as Francisco Garcia and Sammy Dalembert will be out of action for a collection of reasons, far too awesome of reasoning for you or I to know of. Okay, not really – Dalembert’s fine, just a touchy little injury and Cisco is out for personal reasons. I’d guess the personal reasons are “for being too awesome”…because hey, I know a lot about that.

Enjoy the no broadcast!

We’ll dissect the boxscore later and pretend we watched the action live. Cause hey, that’s what we do. It’s in the job description.

Topics: Preseaon, Preview

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  • http://evilcowtowninc.wordpress.com pookeyguru

    Another classic from the man! Welcome back.

    • Bryan

      I’d say I almost feel like Jordan returning to Madison Square, but then again, I don’t want to downplay my epic return.

      The parade is tomorrow at 3:29. Be there or be square.

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