If DeMarcus Cousins Isn’t Available

It appears DeMarcus Cousins, for better or worse, seems to be the consensus pick (if there is one…) among Sacramento King fans. However, Cousins being available at the 5th spot is at best 50/50. I mean, realistically, Minnesota who picks fourth already has Al Jefferson and Kevin Love – two very adequate big men and despite Corey Brewers emergence late this year – they could really use a solid shooting small forward. You know, like a Wesley Johnson type. That makes the most realistic basketball sense, at least in my mind and many others. However, David Kahn is literally apeshit. I don’t know how one can be literally apeshit…but he is. I don’t even know what apeshit really is, but, I know it’s him. He’s like that crazy uncle that you never want to be alone in a room with – and you break your toe on the benchpress machine trying to get out of the room before he can make eye contact with you. AMIRITE?!

Anyway, assuming Cousins isn’t around come the fifth pick, who do you armchair GM’s want?

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Topics: DeMarcus Cousins, Draft, Greg Monroe, Hassan Whiteside, Wesley Johnson

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