Top o da mornin to you my little basketball freaks. It’s another boring week during this painfully long offseason, but there are some Sacramento King nuggets out there worth mentioning that don’t require a full on post.
SI.com thinks the Kings are horrible. And they hate puppies. And candy. Fuckers.
Mitch Richmond and Bobby Jackson are making an updates Tales From The Crypt show. No – I’m serious. There will even be appearances from FLAVOR FLAV!!!!!!!!! Sadly.
BleacherReport has some good things to say about the Kings. Also, some not so good. But pretend you don’t see that. Sorta like monsters under your bed.
The Donte Greene show returns, this time, from Vegas. Hookers and blow excluded.
ESPN thinks Tyreke will suck. Rumors say they also hate puppies and candy.