Chris Webber's Music Video Failures

Christ Webber aint got time for no hoes!

Christ Webber ain't got time for no hoes!

Ah yes, nothing like the stench of failure. I remember the first time I heard Chris Webber’s single “Gangsta Gangsta” featuring the Young Gotti himself, Kurupt. And then I wanted to remember what life was like before hearing it. I almost became too shamed to admit CWebb was my favorite player at the time. It was so embarrassing. Seriously. It got to the point where I had to start dropping ice cubes into my Fred Flintstone themed underoo’s, squated on the kitchen floor, and howled like a stray dog on a moonlit night. And that was just to ease the pain.

But on the plus side, every time I heard the song again, it reminded me of shoving ice cubes into my underoo’s and moaning. And that’s always fun. I call it “squa-do-ing”. It’s gonna be massive in Japan. But anyway…

Enjoy both publicly released mistakes music videos by Chris Webber. And you never know – you might find this “inner city star hanging in your titty bar”. But be warned you money hungry skee-hoes, Chris has “met a lot bitches but it ain’t really work”. So, take that Tyra Banks! YEA!

Chris Webber – Gangsta, Gangsta

Chris Webber – Too Much Drama

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