OOMGG!M!! HOW MUCH CAN I GET ON EBAY FOR IT!?!
As I was eating my Mother Teresa grilled cheese this evening, I pulled out my Kevin Martin jersey – and to my shock, the King of Pop was embed into the polyester material!!!
I couldn’t believe it! I was so shocked! This hadn’t happened to me since I saw Jesus in my orange juice last week!!
And that was a few days after I spotted the Virgin Mary and Billy Mays holding hands in my Alphabet soup!!
What a trip, right?!!?
Well – can’t wait to see Jacko and Ron Artest next year. Don’t forget. <Ron Artest> You my nigga MJ. </Ron Artest>
Tags: Ron Artest
Life long San Francisco Giants/49ers/Sacramento Kings fan living in Southern California after getting lost on a family trip to see Shamu in the early 90's. I'm currently the Editor of both the San Francisco Giants (Around The Foghorn) and Sacramento Kings (A Royal Pain) blogs on the FanSided network, where I'm paid in gum. In addition, I am the co-administrator of KingsForum.net, a Sacramento Kings fan forum. As you can tell by my fandom choices, I'm a bit of a masochist. As to the rumors, yes, they're true - I was the one who shot 50 Cent nine times, and yes, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, especially when you don't include a unicorn in the festivities. Am I right, or am I right?
If you need to find me, I'd check your local county jail intake first - or hit me up on Twitter @aroyalpain or @roundthefoghorn if you're feeling risky.
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