Michael Jackson Appears In Kings Uniform

OOMGG!M!! HOW MUCH CAN I GET ON EBAY FOR IT!?!

OOMGG!M!! HOW MUCH CAN I GET ON EBAY FOR IT!?!

As I was eating my Mother Teresa grilled cheese this evening, I pulled out my Kevin Martin jersey – and to my shock, the King of Pop was embed into the polyester material!!!

I couldn’t believe it! I was so shocked! This hadn’t happened to me since I saw Jesus in my orange juice last week!!

And that was a few days after I spotted the Virgin Mary and Billy Mays holding hands in my Alphabet soup!!

What a trip, right?!!?

Well – can’t wait to see Jacko and Ron Artest next year. Don’t forget. <Ron Artest> You my nigga MJ. </Ron Artest>

Topics: Ron Artest

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