I like to consider myself the greatest fan the Sacramento Kings have ever had grace their franchise. I mean, my basketball penis makes Peter North awe in jealously…I have blowup dolls of every single Sacramento King dancer, I once posed naked with a life size cut out of Chris Webber, I have several locks of Peja Stojakovic’s chest hair….and oh – I listed Ben Udrih on Ebay….SO WE CAN STOP SUCKING.
It’s the least I can do in all honesty.
Oh, and when you click the graphic…you’ll see a little green arrow at the bottom – click that to expand the graphic. Hope that helps. I understand morons need help…I’m here for you.
Edit – I just recieved an e-mail from Ebay informing me this listing was too sexy for their site and they felt they needed to remove it. Story of my life. Most likely jealous of my basketball penis.