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No Hedo Turkoglu For Kings

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All is going well today. Work is going by pretty quick. Nobody famous has died…which is weird. The medication that doctor prescribed me is working great on the crabs situation. And Sam Amick comes out of vacation to inform us all that the Kings aren’t really looking to bring in Hedo Turkoglu.

Really, the only thing that would make today better would be Beno Udrih found at a Canadian brothel with a hot cow poker loged into his anal cavity.

Blumpkin.

Tags: Beno Udrih Hedo Turkoglu Rumors Sam Amick

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