29 Jun
A Royal Rumble – Ron Artest Vs. Scot Pollard
Posted by: Eze
Ron "Ostrich Testicles" Artest
Scot "Where Is My Robe" Pollard
Every so often here at A Royal Pain, we’ll be pitting current and ex members of the Sacramento Kings against each other in a crazy, over the top, waste of time poll.
Today’s contestant’s?
Ron “I ate ostrich testicles in Africa” Artest vs. Scot “You look like a lesbo Cheryl Miller” Pollard
Who would survive better in prison?
Make sure to comment below with your reasons.
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Scot Pollard is upset with the results so far and is sharpening his tooth brush to create a shank while we speak.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:36 amThe good news for Pollard is that he is almost too tall to rape. Plus, if he ever has trouble with any certain click we know he has no problem switching up his look. But then again, we also know Artest learned how to murder with a table leg back in QB. I gotta go with Artest. Nobody’s gonna mess with that dude.
June 30th, 2009 at 1:52 amExcellent points! But you’re never too tall to be raped. I’m pushing 6′3 and this one time late at night I was….err…nevermind.
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